The Last House at the End of the Long Web is mine at last. Come in and rest your bloodshot eyes, oh tired surfer.

This page is dedicated to the great Doctor Shock from UHF Channel 17 in the sleepy city of Philadelphia.

Back in the late sixties and early seventies, Dr. Shock was an inspiration to monster loving children everywhere around Philadelphia. I was one of those lucky children. I may be warped forever as a result. God bless you, Dr. Shock, wherever you are.



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DOCTOR TWILITE'S HYPOCRITIC OATH:


I hereby vow to give my patients the proper insight into matters both arcane and topical. Everything I prescribe and or describe is 100% accurate, and if not, at least embellished to the fullest extent possible. Amen.

All similarities to persons living or dead is just molecular coincidence, cyber-genetic fraud and/or gland larceny.

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